Indiana University Sports

  • Coach is gone and one look at the current Indiana University basketball team confirms it. Look at them as they trot through their warmups: a slovenly collection of goatees, chin whiskers, baggier uniform trunks, new low-cut shoes, individuals wearing different styles of socks (some high, some low). The old days are gone. (January 15, 2001)
  • "Coverdale's confidence has went down. . ." --IU television broadcaster, and former IU player, Ted Kitchel, commenting on current guard Tom Coverdale during the Indiana-Ohio State game January 31.
  • This morning's Indianapolis Star--A Gannett newspaper--announced the resignation of Dr. Bill Benner, legendary sports columnist and AntiChrist to the Grape Kool-Aid Crowd. Bill is accepting a post as vice-president of the Indiana Sports Corporation, a local organization which solicits, promotes, and organizes major sporting events for the city. Bill's last column will be February 18. Callers to radio talk shows last evening were already joking that Coach had got The Benster fired. Rumors were floating, too, that the new regime at the Star was anxious to clean out the old crowd, particularly the high-priced veterans, to help shape up the bottom line. This appears to actually be a resignation, but one of those where Bill "caught the drift," as they say, and saved them the trouble of a firing. Both sides are doubtless happier. Insiders report morale has been drooping since Gannett's takeover of the paper and its inevitable inauguration of a New Era. I imagine he'll be on the internet soon to send a cryptic message to some former Hoosiers List colleagues, bitter words to the effect that he hopes they're happy now, now that Coach has extracted His Vengeance, or perhaps just a simple, "Having gotten Coach fired, my work (perhaps he'll even refer to it as his life's mission) here at the Star is done now." We'll see. (February 7, 2001)
Coach Has 'Em Roarin' At Fishes And Loaves Night
  • Coach spoke last night. The Indianapolis Star reports that over 2,000 people paid $34 apiece to listen to Coach speak in public last night at the Wagon Wheel Playhouse in Warsaw, Indiana. The place only holds about 800, so Knight spoke three times to accommodate the worshipful throngs. People rose to their feet and roared their approval when Coach entered the room. They interrupted Coach with applause. Except for Coach's ever-present profanity, this reminds me of Christ at Fishes and Loaves Night. (February 18, 2001)
IU Basketball's All-Century Guys (With One Big One Missing)
  • Fan voting has been announced for Indiana University's All-Century basketball team. The school is celebrating 100 years of college basketball. The ballot given to fans instructed them to vote for their top 10 favorites. But when the school released the results it named the top 15, without explaining the departure from its own implied rules. The only qualification was that the player had to have appeared in an IU uniform. The stalwart lads in alphabetical order: Steve Alford, Damon Bailey, Walt Bellamy, Kent Benson, Quinn Buckner, Calbert Cheaney, Archie Dees, A. J. Guyton, Alan Henderson, Bob Leonard, Scott May, George McGinness, Jimmy Rayl, Don Schlundt,, and Isiah Thomas. Amazingly, the fifth leading scorer in IU history, Mike Woodson, did not make the top 15. I differ here. I'd delete Rayl, Leonard, Buckner and Guyton from that list, and add Woodson. The Van Arsdale twins didn't make it, either. Maybe it's because W and V are late in the alphabet and voters were exhausted or never got that far down on the ballot. It works that way in real-life elections. The Vans are not the no-brainer Woodson is, though. Time to sue for a recount.
  • And isn't it time Indiana University celebrated Over 100 years of Cruel and Unusual Punishment from its football program?
  • The Indianapolis Star's sports editor, Bob Kravitz, is hysterical again in this morning's edition. He says IU absolutely must give Mike Davis the permanent job immediately--if not sooner--because it is simply intolerable that Bob Knight get a job before Mike Davis does. And rumors are flying that Coach is gonna get a job soon. Kravitz properly ridicules the university administration--as I do--as a (my words, not quite Kravitz's) bunch of handwringing, trembling chickenshits, and is highly critical of Coach, too. But his obsession--this is about his third such column in recent weeks--with stampeding the Davis thing is an overreach. I'll grant that Knight getting a job--any job--is an outrage, but that and the coaching situation at IU are separate matters. Kravitz needs a sedative. (March 9, 2001)
  • Coach, meanwhile, is rumored to be in highly secret discussions with Texas Tech officials about the soon-to-be-vacant basketball coaching position there.
  • One of the co-hosts on the morning sports talk show on WSCR radio in Chicago said this morning that if Louisville doesn't get Rick Pitino for its new coach--and he thinks it will--then Michigan is gonna go after him, just as soon as it can fire its present coach, Brian Ellerbee. So while other schools ardently pursue Pitino--arguably the best college coach in the country--IU fumbles and bumbles, and remains a prisoner of its own incompetence. It makes my guts churn deep down to think of Pitino and Louisville in the Final Four within three or four years, or Michigan there in the same time if it gets him, while we dither along and choose someone who's not quite so threatening.
  • One courageous TV station last night actually interviewed a veteran legal expert in the field of libel and defamation and the chap allowed as how "Knight has a long, long way to go to meet the standard of proof" needed for such claims. Maybe so. But IU had better hope it gets heard by a judge. If a jury gets hold of it, Knight wins in a rout.
  • The awesome power of self-delusion notwithstanding, Knight surely isn't serious about suing. I see this as a legal tactic. He knows he's dealing with weak-kneed adversaries. His notice of intent to maybe sue is a power play to extract something--surely money--from the university. If I'm IU and I have two, though, I'm praying Knight will sue and it will go to court. Then we can get all this into the historical record, including the many stories which remain to be made public. The real-world IU will likely cave and settle out of court at whatever price it takes to get Coach to stop menacing them.
  • Huge numbers of people share Kravitz's feeling that Mike Davis has earned the permanent coaching job at Indiana. He's done such a great job in such a difficult situation, they say; he's such a fine person, and the kids like him. Well, he is a fine person. He has represented the university, his team, and himself splendidly. He has done a decent job with the team. He has been a delightful and uplifting change from the unrelenting ugliness of Bob Knight. I have no great objection to Davis getting the job. I am certain he will get it. But giving Mike Davis the job is an admission by Indiana that it is not questing for athletic excellence. Davis--with one year's experience as a head coach--would not even be considered for this position if the search were occurring under normal conditions. I wish Indiana could do otherwise, would spare no effort to hire the best basketball coach in the world. But IU hasn't a clue about what excellence is and what it demands. So for other more compelling reasons, it will hire far less than the best coach it can possibly find. It will hire Mike Davis. (March 10, 2001)
Brody's Revenge
  • One of the beautiful ironies of Sunday's IU loss to Iowa was Brody Boyd. Though not widely reported at the time, Boyd was said to be seriously interested in Indiana back when he was a high school junior. Between the spring of Boyd's junior year and the time he signed with Iowa, his father was interviewed by the Evansville or Terre Haute newspaper and told the reporter that his boy, Brody, and the family had some "concerns" about playing for Coach Knight. This was during a time of heightened publicity about certain of Coach's unseemly behavior. Knight, so the story goes, saw the article, blew up, and in an angry telephone conversation with the Boyds told them to forget about Brody ever playing for Indiana. So Brody did, and later signed with Iowa, and showed Sunday with his phenomenal performance (a career-high 22 points) why he never could have made Indiana's roster in the first place. It was absolutely beautiful watching Boyd make his statement. (March 12, 2001)
  • And wasn't Sunday just a miserable day for the Grape Kool-Aid Crowd? We had Mike Davis coaching IU for a Big Ten tourney championship having already won twice as many league tournament games as Knight won in four or five years. Opposite Davis and coaching Iowa was Steve Alford, native Hoosier, former IU star and the state's favorite son, who many would prefer as the heir-apparent to the job Davis holds so tenuously. What a beautiful tournament it must have been--the first ever without Knight's pestilential presence hovering over all, depressing and degrading the event with his relentless ugliness. All concerned, from press to coaches, players, and fans, must have been thrilled to have Coach finally gone from the scene.
Oh, Man, Is Coach Ever Pissed Department
  • Coach has trotted out his lawyer to announce that Coach is all ready to sue Indiana University for libel and slander--something most fair-minded people would say represents a contradiction in terms, where Coach is concerned--for various alleged crimes connected to Coach's firing last September. Coach wants millions in damages. The lawyer, the redoubtable Russell Yates, told breathless reporters--including one from USA Today, which trumpeted the news in its March 9 edition--that "If the University doesn't negotiate with us, we have no choice but to sue." This is thundering bullshit, of course. Russell and Coach have ample choices. One would be to drop this attempt at legal extortion and get on with their miserable lives. We all of us always have choices. We just prefer to justify our depredations by saying we don't. (March 15, 2001)
  • To keep this in perspective and stay calm, it is only necessary to remember one immutable truth: Bob Knight is an asshole. World class.
  • Louisville Courier-Journal sports writer Pat Forde got it refreshingly right in a March column describing Pat Knight (Coach's oldest son) as a "loudmouth" and a "walking monument to nepotism." He's that, and more.
  • Forde's twit followed several recent outbursts by the pathetic Pat in which he called Mike Davis and others "traitors who stabbed my father in the back" last fall when The Mentor was fired by Indiana University.
  • Texas Tech made it official March 23 with an announcement it had hired Bob Knight as its new head basketball coach. Coach met with his team the next day and within a week came word that four players, including one starter, had been kicked off the team. School officials furiously backed and filled and issued only a brief three-paragraph statement on this Most Recent Unpleasantness.
  • Coach continued his Healing Tour of America March 26 with an appearance on Larry King Live TV show. Coach told His audience of millions that he had never been "out of control," and said He didn't remember a 1997 Unpleasantness Said To Have Involved Coach Choking A Player In Practice (this despite a nationally circulated videotape showing Coach's hands around the player's throat during practice with 11 teammates and assistant coaches all watching). Coach did tell King that the videotape circulating around America was Coach's personal copy. Larry, according to reports, was his usual fawning, obsequious self. (March 27, 2001)
  • Meantime, Texas Tech officials confirmed how eager they'd been to avoid encountering unpleasant facts during their two-week romancing of Coach. An Associated Press report quoted Tech president David Schmidley (whose name Coach carefully mispronounced at the press conference announcing His hiring) saying school officials never asked to see the Videotape Said To Show Coach Choking A Player before deciding whether to hire Knight. Schmidley said there was no reason to look at the tape. "I accepted his (Coach's) explanation," he added.
All Hail Breaks Loose In West Texas
  • Evidence was immediately abundant that the Grape Kool-Aid Crowd, like Coach Himself, Is Global. Banners hailing Coach erupted all over Lubbock when Texas Tech announced Knight had been hired. Almost 8,000 people attended a campus rally hailing Coach. The Associated Press reported books, T-shirts, photographs, any icon associated with Knight "were flying off store shelves" and season basketball ticket sales were roaring ahead at a record pace. Critics of Knight's hiring were quickly ridiculed and attacked. The group of 71 Tech faculty members who signed a petition opposing bringing Knight aboard were rebuked by a member of Tech's athletic council, Robert Baker, who chided them as negativists who "meet almost any action with a negative attitude" and said they were "not representative of the more than 900 faculty members." One of the few locals expressing doubts was Ginny Felstehausen, a Tech faculty member, who said somewhat timidly, "I'm supportive of athletics and aware that we need to draw crowds, but at what price?" She and the rest of the Texas Tech family will find out soon enough what the price is.
Self-Certification Of Ron Larsen Department
  • Back in Indiana, Ron Larsen, a self-certified Kool-Aider from Ferndale, Washington, wrote a letter to the Indianapolis Star March 25 claiming that the infamous videotape showed "the kid in the video walked into Knight's hands" (presumably neck-first), not being choked by the Mentor, as so many negativist destroyers claim.
No More Tim, Either
  • What are we going to do with our empty lives now that Tim Knight will no longer be putting together spring Coca Cola all-star games across Indiana featuring Coach's finest recruits?
  • Have you stopped by The General's Store on Indianapolis's tony south side to pay homage yet?
  • Has the van loaded up at Coach's Bloomington home? I wanna be there to cheer when it pulls out and heads west to Lubbock. Will somebody let me know?
  • If Terry Clapacs and his search committee friends spent even five minutes dreaming of hiring the best basketball coach they could find on this planet, I'd feel better today.
  • But I don't believe for even one minute that the thought ever seriously occurred to them.
  • Can't somebody do something to get some more basketball players to quit the IU team and transfer?
Was Steve In Town, or Wasn't He?
  • Can't somebody establish once and for all whether Steve Alford was in Bloomington actually interviewing for the job, as reported in the Perry County News and the Hammond Times and denied by everyone else? Just for the historical record.
  • Former Indiana University assistant basketball coach Ron Felling has finally filed his lawsuit. Felling's lawyers dropped by U.S. District Court in Indianapolis April 27 and left a small package for Coach and the University. Various unpleasantnesses are alleged and all are denied. Felling, who abruptly departed the basketball program in December, 1999, with no explanation, accuses Coach of assault and charges the University--gasp!--failed to supervise Coach. One thing is certain: neither Coach nor the University will ever want this to become a public trial and part of the historical record. They'll pay Felling to drop his suit and go away, no matter what the price. Meantime, where do I send my contribution to the Ron Felling Legal Aid Fund? (April 27, 2001)
  • New Indiana basketball coach Mike Davis has been quoted in the Indianapolis Star assuring the faithful he has no plans to end Indiana's centuries-old policy of not having player names on uniforms. The Star reports the school has been barraged with protests from fans who'd heard rumors Davis planned to join most other college programs and add the names. Davis obviously didn't reckon with the still awesome power of the Grape Kool-Aid Crowd and the seething hatred it still nurses over the firing last fall of its icon god, Bob Knight. Coach, as he is universally known, was resolutely opposed to the no-names policy and had sanctified and made it part of the mantra during His reign. Davis has since been criticized for what some see as his weak-kneed position on this issue, and the related matter of whether to abandon the team's use of red-and-white "candy-stripe" warmup pants, also a holdover from the Knight era. Davis needs our understanding. He is a painfully inexperienced coach, and one with little standing or self-assurance in what is still a significantly hostile situation. It helps to remember the Kool-Aid Crowd mentality, which sees Davis as just one of many traitors. Although Davis loyally lied to defend Coach and vigorously trashed Coach's attackers and critics, none of that has ever counted in his behalf among the Grapesters. They regard Davis's acceptance of the Fallen Mentor's job as a betrayal of Coach and the Holy Cause. Davis will never be forgiven for this. I wish Davis had the strength to stand up to the Kool-Aiders, but he does not and may never. Coach's faithful legions are hugely numerous around the state and his loyalists no doubt still infest Bloomington, the university's athletic department and support groups. The university should have done a scorched-earth cleansing and erradication of Knight loyalists immediately after Knight was deposed, but it did not and will not. Thus Davis is in a tenuous, dangerous situation, surrounded by weak administrators in the athletic department and the university, and facing a sizable hostile constituency of Knight loyalists who will be there for a long, long time. Davis is stuck, and so are the rest of us. And we can bet the Coach will be working assiduously behind the scenes from his Lubbock aerie to nurture the anger and grievances, keep the resentment and ugliness alive. Davis deserves our sympathy and undertanding. (May 3, 2001)
  • Confidential reports place Indiana University football coach Cam Cameron out west visiting the University of Oregon and Oregon State. But why would anyone be offering The Camster a job? I instantly queried my source. No, no, it's not that, my informant replied--Cam's checking out their facilities for ideas to improve Indiana's own. But, I rejoined, what Indiana needs are better players. . . Oh well, perhaps better facilities will make us feel better about ourselves.
  • Sources deep within the bowels of Bloomington, Indiana, report that retired local sports editor, Bob Hammel, has a contract worth a cool million to write a long-rumored book on Bob Knight and the first batch of words is due on a June 1 deadline. Since Coach's career is still active, my guess is this is an "Indiana Years" book which will advance Coach's case that He is a victim of Myles and Clarabelle and other insidious forces and traitors. Details as they become available. (May 18, 2001)
Coach Is Global!
  • USA Today reported in a mid-May bulletin that Coach's hiring at Texas Tech has had a colossal impact on the school and the city of Lubbock--drastic surges in money contributions--including the inevitable trainload of checks bearing Indiana return addresses--titanic increases in season ticket sales, avalanches of calls to local talk shows and letters to local editors, overwhelming tides of excitement surging through the streets of Lubbock--you know, that sort of thing. We'd be wise to never, ever forget that Coach is global!
  • This morning's Indianapolis Star offered this hopeful note in its Sports Briefs department: two former Rutgers basketball players and a team manager have been given a green light by a New Jersey appellate court to proceed with their lawsuit against (it appears) their coach and the university for a Certain 1999 Unpleasantness. The lads claim they were forced to run naked during practice and this episode was so "sexually offensive" that they were "forced to leave Rutgers." A lower court had thrown out their original suit and they'd appealed. Bob Knight's tenure at Indiana University was rich with memorable stories of a similar nature, and former IU players have a real opportunity to cash in here. I doubt any of them will step up and do so. Even though Coach is gone, He can still ruin lives. (July 5, 2001)
  • Coach's summer camps at Texas Tech are jam-packed with eager acolytes and son Pat is setting them up and running them, according to an Indianapolis Star dispatch from Lubbock. Coach is said to have already raised $55,000 for the UT library fund and from the sound of it even the skeptics are falling in line to anoint Coach's feet with grape Kool-Aid. Signups for Coach's camps already exceed 600, Pat says, compared to only 400 in the last year of the former coach's reign. Pat told Star reporters the number would have been far higher had they had the normal lead time to publicize the camps. The Star noted that Coach speaks to the youngsters twice each day!
Another Traitor To Hate
  • The Grape Kool-Aid Crowd has another traitor to hate. Thomas Mikunda of Exeland, Wisconsin, described in an Associated Press report as a "hunting buddy" of Bob Knight, has filed a damage suit claiming the former Indiana University basketball coach lied to authorities and pressured him into falsifying details of a 1999 shooting accident on a hunting excursion. Mikunda was hit in the back by shotgun pellets but the wounds were not life-threatening. Once he feels the wrath of the Kool-Aid legions, he'll likely regret ever betraying The Mentor. (August 7, 2001)
  • The Star's Indiana football beat writer noted August 30 that Levron Williams came to IU as a wide receiver from Evansville Bosse and was converted to a running back at IU. The facts are that Williams was a top-rated running back in high school and the IU coaching staff briefly tried to switch him to a wide receiver position, then gave up on it.
  • Last night's horrific embarrassment on ESPN (North Carolina State 35, Indiana 14) again stirs the cry that the first step toward improving the Indiana University football program should be a ban on television appearances. IU is bad enough on an ordinary game-day, but seems to have a special talent for seeking and finding new depths of ineptitude whenever the camera is on. I have no statistics but if one of the big foundations would research this I believe it could be proven that IU is coyote ugly on TV. (September 7, 2001)
  • I say the countdown began by halftime of last night's debacle: how many more hours will The Camster be able to stick with his Tommy Jones-at-quarterback and Randle El-everywhere-else plan? ESPN broadcaster (and former Indiana coach) Lee Corso pronounced his verdict in the first quarter. Lee said this ain't gonna work--and repeated it endlessly through the rest of the game, to the point of irritating his broadcast boothmates. This was amusing, because Corso, when he coached at IU, was a master at providing trick plays, comedy, and assorted circuses in an effort to distract fan attention from what was occurring on the playing field.
  • The Star this morning offered more tired pablum--a hard-hitting investigative journalism piece about how things have changed down in Bloomington now that Coach has been gone a year. What they discovered--big shocker!!--is that The Grape Kool-Aid Crowd Hasn't Let Go of It. Deeply concerned about how everyone feeeeeels, the Star gave an overly generous portion of column inches to the redundancy of interviewing Kool-Aiders who are still bitter. So even the headline was misleading--the Star labeled this a story about how things have changed, but they haven't changed at all. (September 10, 2001)
  • Indiana University football fans are accustomed to a sort of suffering provided by only a select few sports franchises. The Chicago Cubs come first to mind. Perhaps The Boston Red Sox. These fans have been so brutalized over the years that nothing surprises them. Their capacity for suffering is limitless; indeed they take perverse pleasure in searching for, and usually finding, some tiny new nugget of irony in the smoldering ruins of each game. Saturday's typically heartbreaking IU loss to Utah (28-26) provided one of those twists of the knife. After--what else?-- a missed extra point set the stage, Indiana was forced to try for a potential game-tying two-point conversion as the game wound down. Over a century of history told seasoned Indiana-watchers this was futile. First, such heroic efforts almost never succeed at Indiana; second, on the rare occasions they do, our lads figure out other ways to lose. So on this beautiful southern Indiana afternoon before 26,591 hopeless fools in attendance, Indiana lined up, threw a two-point pass into the end zone that was caught, and thought it had a 28-28 tie. But no--a flag was down! An Indiana player failed to get to the line of scrimmage and a penalty flag nullified the play and another bitter, galling defeat went into the record books.
  • The most encouraging thing about Saturday's home opener against Utah was the attendance. It was recorded at a pathetic 26,591, the lowest since 24,027 misguided fools showed up for a November, 1995, game against Michigan State. Lousy attendance offers a faint hope that fans are voting with their wallets and their message is that the terrible product the University is offering in the marketplace is not worth any price. Empty seats and the millions in lost revenue they represent may be the only thing that will ever get the attention of Indiana's athletic officials. Still, it's best not to hope for too much. (September 25, 2001)
  • One positive thing about the IU football schedule disruption (postponing the Kentucky game and re-setting it for December 1, after the Old Oaken Bucket defeat) is that now IU doesn't have to end its season with a loss to Purdue. (September 25, 2001)
  • "I don't intend to be mean, or anything, but what is he (Randle El) doing at Indiana?" --One of Ohio State's starting linebackers, quoted in the press following the Buckeyes' easy 27-14 win over Indiana Sept. 30. The player was commenting on Indiana's star quarterback, Antwaan Randle El, and implying Randle El's decision to attend Indiana was, well, mystifying. (October 1, 2001)
  • A huge contingent of Ohio State fans--estimated at 15,000 to 20,000--bought up tickets to Saturday's Indiana game and made the short trip over from Columbus. The result was a crowd of 48,577 and a big day at the cash register for IU. Crowds over 32,000 are increasily rare in Bloomington so IU's media flacks had hoped to arrange for an aerial photograph of the near-sellout to use on next year's media guide. But alas, among the fallout from the September 11 terrorist attacks was a ban on airplane flights over college stadiums on game days.
  • Long-suffering Indiana University football fans may return to their bunkers. They have just witnessed the IU football equivalent of Halley's Comet in the October 6 victory over Wisconsin by the amazing score of 63-32. No IU fan alive today will ever see our beloved boys play better than they did in this one. The silly and inattentive among us will believe this signals that long-awaited turnaround in the program's fortunes. Far more likely it's just a once-in-a-lifetime treat and our boys will quickly get back to the heartbreaking ineptitude which characterizes the 110-year history of Indiana football. Return to your medication and call again in a century is my advice. (October 8, 2001)
A Candid Moment From Buck Suhr
  • IU football did indeed get right back to normal October 13 with a 35-14 Homecoming debacle against Illinois before a Bloomington crowd of 31,000 and change. Of all the many mishaps, I most enjoyed IU's two illegal procedure penalties which occurrred before our lads had taken their positions at the line of scrimmage. Even broadcaster Buck Suhr, normally the soul of restraint and propriety, briefly expressed chagrin when Indiana launched an astounding 43-yard punt (almost double the team's punting average going into the game) which was returned 48 yards. Suhr noted that there was "absolutely no return coverage" by Indiana and surmised that it was because our lads were used to only having to run 20 or so yards upfield to defend on punt returns and this punt caught them w-a-a-a-a-a-y short. A much-appreciated moment of candor from broadcasters who often aren't. (October 13, 2001)
  • Indiana suprised nearly everyone Saturday (November 3) with a 56-21 win over Northwestern. On a perfect fall day in bright sunshine and 65-degree temperatures, 26,213 people attended. (November 3, 2001)
  • IU football Coach Cam Cameron was fired today. Five years, 18 games won, 37 lost. A Big Ten record of 12-28. No bowl games. No winning seasons. The decision was somewhat a surprise. IU actually finished 2001 on a strong note, winning four of its last five games, including a 13-7 win over Purdue. New athletic director Michael McNeely decided it wasn't enough. I agree. Five years is long enough. There was no reason to believe that next year would be as good as this. The two players almost singlehandedly responsible for most of the team's success this year--Antwaan Randle El and Levron Williams--both graduate. No one of comparable talent is in sight. Next year looks awful, barring a miracle. This is McNeely's chance to put his stamp on the program and try to break over a century-long tradition of football desolation in Bloomington. The last coach to leave town with a winning record at IU was Bo McMillan. He left in 1947. McNeely should start by hiring an outsider--no one with connections to IU should be considered. He should hire an experienced head coach. His choice will tell a lot about how serious he is about changing things. We should all light a candle for McNeely. (December 5, 2001)
He's B-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k!
  • Out of Houston this morning comes an unjust allegation that Bob Knight cursed the general manager of the Compaq Center when the man approached Coach about criticisms Coach had made about the size of the Center's locker rooms. Coach, the story goes, began swearing and offered to "step outside and settle it" as soon as he (Knight) stopped cursing. Coach's team was in town for a basektball doubleheader played at the arena, home of the Houston Rockets.Texas Tech officials were backing and filling furiously once the story broke. American Predator drone spy planes reportedly filmed unusual excavation activity in West Texas in a network of sandstone and shale caves. TT administrators, athletic officials, and boosters were reported burrowing into reinforced bunkers over a 70-square mile area near the university. Former Indiana University presidents Thomas Ehrlich and John Ryan were said to be enroute by helicopter to the Lubbock area to serve as consultants. Knight's Texas Tech team played and won a basketball game at the Center Saturday. In a postgame press conference, Knight complained the locker rooms were too small. Jerry MacDonald, the arena manager, approached Knight after the game at a loading dock area near the team bus. MacDonald told the Associated Press that, "I could not believe what I was hearing. I said 'Step outside and settle the size of our locker room? Are you nuts?' " MacDonald added that, "I've been in this business 26 years at two NBA arenas and I've never come across an individual like this." He said Knight was "the most arrogant, disrespectful, and spoiled person" he'd ever met. A Texas Tech team spokesman, Terry Farley, initially denied MacDonald's account and said that "At no time did Coach raise his voice or respond unprofessionally to a situation that was foisted upon him." Later Farley admitted he'd been too far away from the incident to actually hear what was said, but that he (Fareley ) did not consider the episode to have been "confrontational." Texas Tech athletic director Gerald Myers, who prior to hiring Knight declined to watch videotapes of Coach holding one of his players, Neil Reid, by the throat, blamed the fracas on MacDonald for approaching Coach to talk about Coach's complaints. Myers said MacDonald was at the press conference and should have "defended his building right there. He (MacDonald) provoked the whole situation by following Bob out to the bus." Myers told reporters that Coach was "asserting his First Amendment rights" after MacDonald approached him. Later, MacDonald apologized for approaching Coach, but did not change a single detail of his account of what happened This is another illustration of the Rasputinlike talent Coach has for inducing otherwise grown adults to behave in utterly bizarre ways to defend and explain away Coach and his tantrums and abusive behavior. My guess is this is Chapter 1 for the Texas Tech community, which will soon enough learn what it's signed on for by embracing Bob Knight, for whom it is never a question of if, only when. (December 17, 2001)
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